I was accompanying my mom in a women’s clothing store in a local mall.
polyester
Mom: It says here that this shirt is 50% polyester.
Me (cheeky smile): Does that mean the shirt shrinks by 50% in the wash?
Random Lady: That was pretty good.
Whilst shopping at costco
milk
Mom: Go get some 2%
Me: heaves a gallon into the air, gently lowers it into the cart
Mom: Horrified
Random Lady: You should’ve seen the look on your [my mom’s] face
I thank these strangers for the ego boost.