My family went to visit Ellis Island while I was in high school. We were at a ticket counter, perhaps to get ferry tickets.
Ellis Island
Ticket Lady: And your sons' ages?
Mom: They’re $teenager and $young years old
Lady: Uh huh … (disbelief upon seeing my pimply beard)
Mom: Still can’t drive, been waiting so long.
Lady: Oh he a homebudy huh? (chuckles)
Me: collateral damage